Some Things Are So Very Thong
photo images:UK Daily Mail
Humankind never ceases to amaze when it comes to the ingenuity and torturous methods applied to the improvement of the female form. The newest development, aptly named the Double-O Thong, is the latest piece of personal hardware to evoke clandestine sexiness with which to snag a man.
Just a few nano seconds ago, being stick thin was the preferred look. Then, it was thin with gigantic boobs. And now, it's thin, with big hooters and a round, lush tushie. One out of three is not good enough. You've got to have all of them. All of these physical attributes involve some sort of pain and for those fortunate to have them all naturally, the inevitability of their loss is no consolation.
Of course, as it is with the Wonder Bra, that crafty, uplifting device which renders flat chests into perky protuberances, the conundrum becomes problematic as the romantic juices begin to flow, and t...
